While there we would go to the railroad tracks and line up rocks on the rail near the ditch. Then we'd play "Chicken" to see who was the last one to jump away from the oncoming train and duck into the ditch to watch the rocks burst into pieces as the engine ran over the rocks. It took us awhile to learn that there were no rocks large enough to derail the train, dern it, but a certain type of metamorphic rock would send out "zingers," pieces of rock that would whiz by your head as you watched in fascination as the rocks were "smashed to smithereens."
We would go to the movie theater and make fun of the movie. The old Harrisburg Theatre is long gone by now, but I remember us making loud, public comments during the films. I would never have done that at my neighborhood theater, the Santa Rosa Theater, for fear of excommunication, but Henry and Matthew had tested the Harrisburg Theatre and found it to be devoid of management or complaining adults, so we would spout off all sorts of dumb, sarcastic comments during the film.
We would play King of the Mountain, a game now outlawed on playgrounds and in parks all over this great, lawyerfied country of ours. Sometimes one of us would get hurt and cry, but no one tattled. If you tattled, you'd be told not to play King of the Mountain again, and we didn't want to add any more disobediences to the already growing list.
We would make fun of the Catholic Church, a la George Carlin. Even I knew that if you skipped church on Sunday, you would not be killed by an act of God. I think the story that made us laugh the most was the one about the boy who skipped church, climbed a tree, and died by hanging when his head became stuck in the fork of two branches. A gruesome death, and a true story, according to Sister Chocolata.
One time we "got our hands on a BB gun." We quickly became tired of shooting at birds and trains, so we took turns hiding behind a huge overturned oak tree, then popping our heads up like little ducks at a midway carnival shooting gallery. Matthew was wearing his official U.S. Army helmet and that made him the obvious target. I am quite certain that I am the one who hit Matthew in the forehead with a BB. He cried out and we all stopped and examined the indent in his forehead, which had some redness to it which made it stick out for any adult to see. Matthew wore his official U.S. Army helmet way down to his eyebrows so no one would notice. We got away with what I will simply refer to as an incredibly stupid act of stupid stupidity. "You'll shoot your eye out!" is still an hilarious comment to me, warped as I am by my childhood.
I remember seeing how high we could jump off of things. Henry and Matthew's garage was a little high for me until I turned nine, and then "bailing off" of it quickly became boring. We searched for greater heights, and I still wonder if that isn't why I have short thigh bones.
I remember going very far up into drainage pipes. If you went far enough, you'd come to large rooms with lots of entry pipes at the top and one larger exit pipe at the bottom. Branches of trees, small furniture, and lots of unusual objects were to be found in these rooms. We didn't go often if it was rainy, and that's why I'm still here today.
We walked across pipes that ran over Sims Bayou, Braes Bayou, and Buffalo Bayou. If you were seven or eight years old it was a scary thing to do, but by the time you were nine, it was no big deal. If the pipe was concreted, you could ride your bike across. Nowadays the adults have chain-link-fenced over the pipes so no little kids can learn how to do it.
We played with matches, gasoline, and firecrackers. We "enlarged" mailboxes with cherry bombs. We burned hundreds of ants with magnifying glasses. We froze all assortment of bugs and then thawed them to see if they could be "reanimated." We set fire to anything experimentable, and my recommendation at this time is still a golf ball. Just be patient and get to the rubber bands. Then sit back and enjoy (upwind, of course)!
We could laugh for hours at nothing. We would get filthy dirty and very sweaty, and if you threw your underwear, t-shirt, and socks into a pile, which we would do, the next morning they would reek of moldy, mildew stench, and then we would sniff the pile, of course, and grimace or laugh. We walked down Harrisburg Blvd. and acted sick, or crazy, or blind, or whatever idea would come into our heads.
We made fun of people, told gruesome stories, crashed bikes, peeked in windows, whispered, rolled our eyes, imitated anyone for a laugh, told dirty jokes, did not go home to use the bathroom (if you know what I mean), explored garbage cans and trash piles hoping to find discarded light bulbs to be busted, threw rocks, tried to pry open manhole covers, played with our food, knew why dead batteries were not supposed to be busted open and why live batteries were even more "deadly," snuck cigarettes out of our grandmother's purse, smoked them, smoked any plant stem that was hollow (Don't suck in when the match is on the end!), and we entered vacant buildings without approval or permission, and the thought of not going in was as ridiculous as asking for approval. "Duh! Yeah! That's right! Let's go ask permission! Ha!"
I grew up to be a job wanderer, and became an elementary school teacher as a seventeenth career. I am married with no children and am living in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Henry became a derelict and died riding the rails, run over by a freight train while sneaking a ride.
Jack is an M.I.T. graduate, married and has a son and two twin girls, and is living in Weston, Massachusetts, a suburb of Boston.
Matthew is married and has a son, and is a substitute teacher in Houston, Texas.
