Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Dinner With Andrea

My fourth graders were eating their lunch in the classroom, and because the cafeteria is so noisy and is the place you are supposed to eat, the classroom is preferred. They were munching away in their little groups when I joined a group of three children. There was a lull in the conversation so I asked my dining companions what they thought of the federal deficit. There was a long pause, so I volunteered a definition.

“The federal deficit is what the federal government in Washington, D.C. spends that they don’t have. Let’s say you have only one dollar but you spend two dollars. You can do that by borrowing the dollar you don’t have. That is what the President and the Congress are doing. Say they tax everyone a billion dollars. That means they have a billion dollars to spend. But they borrow another billion and spend two billion. That means that some day when you guys get older there is a chance you will have to pay for some of the stuff that us adults today are spending. What do you think of that?

Andrea looked over at me and said, “Think of what?”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny! Except that it took me a minute to get it, as my daily interaction with a 10 year old has me saying my "lessons" at least three to four times.

In fact, thinking he would find this humorous, I read him your post. At the end, he chuckled, but said, sincerely, "Wait, what?" It wasn't for comic relief, he truly hadn't heard "all that stuff in the middle".

Anonymous said...

I had the sick sense as I was reading the definition that the 3 kids were hearing the sound of the teacher in the Charlie Brown movies. Then when they heard a question, at least Andrea was quick enough to respond.

This made me feel some relief to think, yes, my kids aren't the only 2 kids in the world that do not listen.