"The neck bone's attached to the....jaw bone.
The jaw bone's attached to the....arm bone"
"I have powerful upper body strength, Mr. R.!"
"I've never liked my doorknobs. One is bigger than the other."
"I am mesmerized by your charms."
"Gaze into my eyes. You are going deeper. And deeper."
"This caption confused the bejeebers out of my teacher.
I am cheering on Heatran, a Yu-Gi-Oh character."
"I am from the planet Zertron,
and I have come for your electric toasters."